Ohh guy who makes people laugh for a living telling a joke.

Are you being sarcastic? Jezebel has a reputation as a feminist website, but the tagline has been "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing." for as long as I've been reading it. This is EXACTLY what this website exists for (among other things.)

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

I thought I was the only one with this problem! One time in high school I forgot to put on make-up and several teachers and friends commented on how tired I looked that day. Geee thanks, guys.

Fluter, there's always a workaround!

So an idiot who never studied history named "T-boz" (seriously?) thinks a song based on classic poetry is corny...

Okay, T-Boz. Auld Lang Syne is based on a poem written by Scots Poet Robbie Burns in 1788. (just a side note of snark, all over the world people celebrate his birthday by having Robbie Burns night suppers, where his poetry is recited and some haggis may be eaten. He died in 1796. Think they'll be having T-Boz suppers…

I think the charm of the Doge meme is that, if dogs could talk, you can easily imagine Shibas would actually talk in little fragments of ungrammatical, gushing enthusiasm. I always imagine it being read out quite slowly, in a deep, breathy voice, like a New Age relaxation tape that hasn't had its script proofread…

I created my own Doge funny at work and sent it to an employee in response to an email he sent me. He had never seen Doge so therefore I looked like a lunatic. What 28 year old dude that is otherwise totally social and hip doesn't know Doge! Oh, maybe I just answered my own question.

The standard Crocs have arch support — way more than a flip-flop or high heel. They also make therapeutic versions with extra arch support.

That's a good point, maybe we're being too harsh on her. Maybe she's actually a cow that became sentient enough to use the internet, but not enough to understand why anyone would hate such delicious grassland.

But...but... Oscar wilde's lipstick kiss covered headstone!

I am loving it. I also love that everyone is demanding her address the "issues" they have with parts of the album and she's only talking about the things she wants to talk about - like her loving acceptance of her body and her sexuality. I know everyone has image people but a lot of this album just feels very true to…

I know the local conservationists don't like the Xs and messages that get scrawled on her tomb, and as a historian I get the desire to preserve the past, but they need to recognize as well that her tomb functions as a living ritual space for many people. If this turns out to be some kind of frat or tourist prank I…

I feel like this is the era of Beyonce giving less fucks about what people think about her and how she should manage herself and how she should present herself.

Yeah, a couple examples of the "Master Race". We mud-people and unternmenschen sure are missing out on some prime genetic material. Ah well, back to using the blacks as muscle in our war against pure Aryan something or other.

Mockbusters + confused grandparents = profit

This. And it's telling that none of the replies understand what you mean by 'using facebook properly'. This does not mean you ignore friend requests or unfriend people. You allow everyone to friend you, and then 1) hide the feeds of boring people, and 2) create lists to share your interesting news or R rated stuff…

“She puts herself ahead of her marriage.”