Thanks for ruining the ending of the Bee Movie.

Le Petit Mort indeed.

“During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies.”

For shame. This is the kind of salacious trash I expect from Buzzfeed.

Yeah, at the time Danny Ainge got absolutely killed for that trade. Even with Hayward’s totally lost season it looks pretty good in retrospect. Crazy stuff!

Derrick got paid, too.

Yeah, and if anything, Rose’s situation might make Thomas’s look even worse. Rose at least had very good size for a guard, so that theoretically he could remain useful as a switchable defender and make up for some of his lost quickness with length and reach. (This has not come to pass, obviously.) Thomas doesn’t even…

The physical revealed the bad state of his hip, so the Celtics had to throw in another draft pick to make it happen. The Cavs were under pressure to trade away Kyrie Irving and took what seemed like a great deal at the time, based on the idea that Thomas could rehab his hip and be more-or-less himself (and that Jae…

Derrick Rose is the best comparison that comes to mind for me. An MVP caliber season (Rose obviously got one, Thomas didn’t) followed by a serious injury to a player reliant on “quickness and burst.” Here’s to hoping Thomas doesn’t have a similar career trend post-injury

As a 5'9" guy myself, I always root for sub-6' athletes, unless they play slot receiver for the Pats.

Just last year! One frickin’ year ago!

I just clicked on all the links to the other IT articles after this column and watched him fuck up the league just last year and now I’m sad.

And people have the audacity to blame Kawhi for being hesitant to come back. Yes, I’m probably beating a dead horse with all these Kawhi-IT comparisons I’ve made in the past week or so and yes, I get it, they’re completely different players in different situations. But, in a business where you can go from to the top…

I never thought they’d have to back up the Brink’s truck because he wouldn’t be able to walk to it.

white women continue to be terrible.

Hint: $$$

Everytime I look at that chinless, douchey, inbred-looking face, I’m just flabbergasted that he married, fathered children, and had an affair.

I considered dating Christina Applegate back in the 90s.

He has fallen ass backwards into success his entire life. Why not with Laurie Metcalf?

He assumes Metcalf would have wanted to date him?