It’s pretty clear Rollins didn’t intend to shoot anyone except Ms Wiley. The fact he “walked through the school” without firing another shot supports this. As far as he was concerned: mission accomplished. He probably also planned to kill himself, maybe at a later time (though his “walk” through the school indicates…

Putting up your home equity to payoff a prostitute is far too selfless for Gordon Bombay.

It’s also spelled “bologna”, not “balogna”, which is pretty awesome considering you were correcting Rover’s spelling in the first place.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the name Gordon Bombay? Did the script include a dropped side plot about his time as a stripper or gigilo? Was he named after the scriptwriter’s favorite brands of gin? Is his name simply a weak boarding school name? I don’t know and it doesn’t matter. Gordon Bombay is an elite name.

You can have Mighty Ducks but if you come for The Sandlot I swear to god I’ll do absolutely nothing other than disagree in the comments.

Using “cake eater” actually shows a fairly on point grasp of socio-economic disparities between urban Minneapolis (generally poorer/non-white) and the outlying suburbs (more affluent/white (primarily Edina)) that I didn’t get until I lived in Minnesota for eight years.

“a boring mess of a narrative relying on sentimentality and stock characters” also known as a sports movie.

It’s pretty convenient how the cash supplier, Bombay’s boss, had the last name Ducksworth. It’s easy to imagine how much better the movie could have been had the boss’s name been Gerald Ballsacsworth.

Disney, like the NFL, teaches us that DUIs really aren’t that big of a deal.

Cake Eater does not equal Pussy Eater. It’s an insult on class, I’m pretty sure. Here are the ducks, a city team playing against what most Minnesotans would recognize as like the Edina or Eden Prairie (snooty rich suburbs) of their league.

My theory on D2 is that they wrote it with Russia as the bad guys, realized the Cold War was over (Little did they know), and changed nothing but adding that bit of knowledge.

Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice

Baloney. It’s a great movie with an utterly unsympathetic protagonist.

Because they already answered the question “what do you think about girls playing fortnite” by virtue of their posts on social media expressing their thinking that girls playing Fornite is a bad thing.

And then they’ll shoot up a school.

Ahh... the circle of life!

This, right here: I guarantee all these guys are the same ones that will complain about how women are not interested in them, and how they only pay attention to assholes. Well, they’re all being assholes now: let’s see how long that works out for them.

God, these insecure gamer dudes trying to gatekeep are just the worst.

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses.

Toxic Masculinity so fragile dudes can’t handle girls playing the same game as them.

my 17 yo daughter plays it on her iphone. im proud lol