When people wonder why no one reports on men like Nassar, it’s because men like Strampel get to watch the videos of assaults. Abuse in institutions is institutionalized.

Everything mentioned is outlandish and disgusting behavior, but:

Leicester City. That answer is always Leicester City. For any league that has a playoff, it is impossible to have a less likely result than Leicester City.

Crazier result:

This is all well and good as the Knights have been a most legitimate team all year, but they’ve been trending the wrong way for 2 months. They probably still win round one, but I wouldn’t take them to beat SJS or ANA right now.

At least Drew doesn’t have the “Don’t Bother to Vote” article to haunt him like Alex Pareene does. Drew was just as wrong as all the prognosticators.

When I saw how ridiculously favorable the expansion draft rules were, plus the fact that they didnt have to compete with another expansion team for picks in said draft, I thought they would be a decent club. There is no way I expected them to be this damn successful in their first season.

Good on you for eating your shit like a big boy, Barry. This is an awesome story to have tracked peripherally as a “basically only when the Flyers are hot” hockey fan.

I feel you. I once said “There is no fucking way they can make a Speed 2. It just wouldn’t make sense! How would it even make sense?”

Don’t beat yourself up about it. I read Drew’s column about how bad Trump was going to lose, and it assuaged my worst fears leading up to the election. I can handle you being wrong about an expansion hockey team. Drew is dead to me.

In all seriousness, can someone tell me why a 66 year old paraplegic was tasked with controlling access to the field at the Super Bowl?

*The 12th Man in Your Mom

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6".

My mother still calls it ‘The Facebook’ because that’s what it was called when it was Christened in a church.

Ha, this never happened to Tom from MySpace...

“Heil Hy-....uh I mean...Praise Apokalypse.”

I refuse to call him Shazam.

For those who don’t know Darkseid’s dad is a guy named Yuga Khan (or Zonzus). He’s one of if not THE most powerful New God and is one of the few beings that actual scares Darkseid, so he may not be on the team out of self interest but rather self preservation (of course with the Great Darkness he’ll turn the situation…

Is it me or is Scott Snyder’s storytelling becoming really.... baroque?

...they’re well aware of how dangerous their new ally is and see him as the Hannibal Lecter of the group.