This has been a good run, but I think the story of the tournament is still UMBC over #1 overall seed UVA.

I spent a large portion of that first 39 minutes saying to myself, “holy shit they’re gonna do this.”

Listen, Duke has already lost. Let’s not get greedy.

Yeah. When will UCONN’s women’s program (10 national titles, 188-3 last 5 seasons) ever catch a break?

more brutal if you’re a Notre Dame fan who’s been to the Final Four 6 of the last 8 years.

Notre Dame lost four players to ACL injuries this year. Muffet McGraw is one hell of a coach.

I know... feel so bad for them...

Man, both of these semifinal games were great. Uconn losing two years in a row, on game winning shots (both in overtime) is fucking brutal though.

Felt like Uconn had no urgency in OT. Settled for some bad shots. Ogunbowale was ice cold with that shot though.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

You nailed it.

Peter Funt is 70 years old. He overestimates his agility to dodge a line drive.

Why? You wouldn’t see a 1-year-old in a theater with a T-shirt proclaiming, “My First Opera.”

For normal people that is the lucky shot of their life. For Crosby that’s a normal Thursday afternoon.

The Astros LITERALLY gave him a free base if he bunted down the third base line, but nope, pop fly to left.

The orbit is no fucking joke. There’s a ton of tiny bones in there. My buddy got railed with a softball, right in the eye and basically had to have a titanium mesh put in to hold everything in place.

Can’t get trashed by Boeheim for leaving Syracuse early if you never play for him.

Well sir I AM a party person and I have zero respect for discipline, and I also skipped college ball for a successful professional career. So there.

I want this so badly to be the new normal.