Sid walks into a bar, spots a water cooler in the corner, immediately leaves. “Watch your market deciding on another bar, fuckos!”

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

Yes, yes, no, lol

Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

it’s one less transaction for those who are going to tip properly (if you are just joining us, that’s 20 percent!)

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

A year from now this will less of an issue, as Lebron should be able to run the point for Golden State if Curry is out.

I could watch that Grayson Allen missed game winner gif all day. I bet Grayson Allen pronounces it “jiff”.

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

Self did a great job of game planning the shit out of guarding Bagley, but there was a possession with maybe 2 minutes left or so when he had a guy on him for 25 seconds that couldn’t have been taller than 6'6" and they didn’t even consider tossing him the ball. Nice coaching job, Krinklowksi.

I liked the part where Duke completely forgot that they have a 7 foot tall dude that can score at will (ESPECIALLY after Kansas’ big dude fouled out) and instead let the shitty white guy keep firing shots.  

It’s the same as when Duke plays UNC. Everyone knows UNC and their fans are also up their own asses; it’s just the insane degree the Dookies (led by pioneering own-ass explorer Coach K) take it to makes literally anyone else more palatable.

Enjoy your two years in Sacramento, Grayson. Explore the local Chinatown, any Mandarin you pick up will be a big asset to your playing career.

Duke fans suck. Kansas fans suck. Almost all fans of major programs are human garbage. If you like one particular school, there is a great chance that you should be sacrificed to the fire ants.

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

I realize a ton of readers on the coasts but Kansas basketball is the duke of the Midwest (or whatever we call the central part of the US). The only thing that could make them worse was if the Koch brothers were backing them instead of WSU. This was a real Sophie’s choice.

FRIENDZONED.

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.