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So Long and Thanks for All the FisCh

Lifetime for me too...unfortunately, no one ever forgets how to spell mine.

“Of course I don’t give 2 shits about him. I give 7-9 shits about him.”

Actually, the fact that his name was spelled incorrectly is probably a sign that is WAS from Young and not the athletic dept.

I owe you an apology, Chris Thomson.

Multiply Vince Young’s wonderlic score by Jeff Fisher’s wonderlic score and you get the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

For you, maybe. I bet if we asked the poster, she’d take the dunk.

your nephew’s shot blocking is for shit, everyone knows that

Looks just like me in the pool when my nephews in town

I love how the older he’s getting the more fuck you ball he seems to be playing.

but my girlfriend still has boxes of old photos/wedding photos, old phones with photos, his phone number in her contacts, the old wedding ring, dress, and up until recently his last name.

Needing to dominate / destroy someone’s past because you are jealous is disgusting. This says a lot about you.

You sound like mature people in a solid relationship. Way to go.

Exactly. Ten years is a LONG TIME. That relationship absolutely played a role in forming who she is today. There’s no making that previous marriage disappear. It happened. Deal with it.

If you think you’re able to “move on” from a significant other dying without getting rid of mementos, then there is no reason why couldn’t do the exact same thing if the relationship died and not the person.

A hook-up four months before you even knew each other? I don’t see how that’s any more a cause for concern than the fact that they were married is.

I don’t think it is wise for anyone to cohabit after just 7 months - especially folks who are just recently divorced. GIVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP SOME SPACE PEOPLE.

I used to be in a relationship with a guy who was divorced and had a child with the woman so she was very much a part of our lives. I wish that I had been more mature and just accepted that from the beginning. You get the person as they are, all of their past included. So the same way they talk about fun birthday

My wife has her old wedding pics. We go through them and laugh or admire how pretty she was as a bride. Even though that first marriage didn’t last, it doesn’t change the fact that her first wedding was obviously very special for her, as it should be, and it’s not a problem.

God knows I’ve been where that first guy is, and my scumbag brain got me into trouble because of it. It’s good advice, though; don’t dance around how you feel, and don’t dance around the fact that you know it’s not a rational response. But if I can address you directly, sir, I would tell you that it’s very, very