Here’s a few ideas:

“What range of emotions did you feel while you were racing your clone?”

Would love to know what’s in those exotic hay bails protecting the [very wealthy and litigious] crowd from hypercars doing triple digit speeds.

Well anything that could put an asshat in jail and potentially save someone’s life is not evil.

Ya got two options:

Even if they had one of our engines, they’d still fuck it up somehow by using melted aluminum cans for the turbines.

I’ll give you that on Audi, but current Ducati bikes are super reliable and maintenance un-intensive. This ain’t the 90s!

First two digits. 2S, 3s, 25 or 35 are the possibilities.

Counterfeit consumers are desperate to impress and consequently the most vulnerable to humiliation. Would love see the effects a shame campaign would have on demand.

So BMW celebrates one of the best drivers cars ever made with a cosmetic special edition. Rah fucking rah.

It’s no longer endearing when your son is 55 and is just beginning to crawl. I mean, it’s advancement, but it’s still just hard to watch. Even when the kid is dressed nicely.

I had a supercharger on my S2000, tracked it for 5 years and raced it for 1 season and TT’d it another (plus lots of street miles). The only issue I had was a single hub replacement (from carrying a trunk load of bricks). I know many others who did the same (except for the bricks) and the only issues were caused by a…

ABS, Traction Control and tire technology have done a hell of a lot to make motorcycles safer.

Honda will fuck it up.

The uber wealthy will finally be able to avoid last location on earth where they’re forced to interact with plebeians: the gas pump!

Nah, it just caused an increase in citations for indecency. Hard to come up with a convincing story of why you’re parked when you’re both in the back seat. (Or in soundman’s case—when all seven of you are in the back seat.)

The decision for the Danes to go with F35s demonstrates just how powerful a force bribery can be.

To add: Buy the type of bike that you’re attracted to. Don’t get the one that makes sense. You’re not shopping for a calculator. And definitely do not listen to advice on what category of bike you should get from someone who recommends the same kind of bike they own. BUY THE BIKE YOU LOVE.

I recommend cutting a 2' x 2' hole in the floorboard so you can at least accelerate and brake Fred-Flinstone-Style.

Here’s your reason to hate: GLARE. On a sunny day half the lower windshield will reflect the color of the dash right back into your pupils.