House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) claimed in a cable news interview that he simply couldn’t recall whether he’d voted against birth control—despite doing so a little over a year ago.

Meanwhile, Bernard, who did nothing wrong, got slapped with a 3K fine by a complicit medical board. WTF, medical board? Spineless worms, the lot of ye. 

Hell yes. Much like the Puritans, Evangelical Christianity basically sprang up because existing religions didn’t offer enough scope or invisible friend forgiveness for judging other people and telling them what to do. When even the Catholic Church doesn’t serve your needs in that respect, you have some serious…

Or....watch him ham the fuck up, not allowing anything to be done and trying to get mistrials declared and extend the trials to hopefully be able to pardon himself out when he becomes President.

Rosenberg told Insider that Junior approached her after his testimony and said, “Make me look sexy.”

Luckily Georgia isn’t one of those states, so Trump’s RICO case will be televised and we can all watch him squirm in real-time.

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine to Jan 24, 1995 and the OJ Simpson trial....

A $250 fine and a reminder that being a shitbag is against the rules? Well I guess we won’t be hearing from this guy again!

Indeed. No idea what a celebrity is to do these days when followers demand that you pick a side and then take issue with whichever side you’ve chosen, even if it’s simple the side of “don’t kill innocent civilians and children”.

He’s hasn’t been deemed mentally unfit. But it does make me so uncomfortable because that poor kid will grow up without a father. And kids born of elderly parents are more likely to have medical issues themselves. 

As a result of the ruling, Rokita will receive a public reprimand and a $250 fine.

Great news. Rokita managed to be such a gigantic asshole in a story involving literal child rape that his will be the name remembered from all of this.

Al Pacino is still acting and he is still fully in charge of his faculties. He is 100% responsible for where he sticks his dick and for what results from it. 

Surely “vengeful” is the wrong word.

The relationship between Priscilla and Elvis was an abusive relationship that has been romanticized. While Priscilla certainly has played a role in helping that narrative, she was also the victim. And I imagine it is difficult to accurately characterize how much of a monster Elvis was when he was also the father of…

And maybe an Acme brand hammer.

Oh hey, that reminds me..  Did we ever find out who paid off Justice Kegstand’s debts and mortgage? No? Geez I wonder why..

He has a mortgage, loans...makes $200K/yr. Where does ha deposit his paycheck, CashApp?

Obviously you’re a trollie but you do raise a pertinent point that this “he’s broke so he would take bribes” is hypocritical. It’s also so blatantly not the case here. He’s not a starving bartender: he’s a crook and hiding assets. Duh.

I wonder why he wants to defund the IRS....