“When discussing handguns, an “automatic” generally refers to a semi-automatic pistol, and not a fully automatic gun”

Every example given of countable quantities in this article could arguably also be said to be a measurement (instead of counting). We measure our wealth, time, distance, and prison population using particular units. We can also count ounces, but that’s still a measurement. The rule stands and this article features…

I mean really, does anything?

I couldn’t agree fewer.

Lawns waste water and look boring.

“There are fewer less security guards working today than yesterday, and they are less fewer enthusiastic.”

I voted. I have an SE. 

If you want to be fast, none of those methods are good. Instead, just cut wedges.

Hello, fellow G.M. Hopkins fan!

Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to click through a 100-slide slideshow.

Agreed. And you know everyone knows this as “these” because even the parodies rhyme with “these”.

Yeah, Kurt Cobain is clearly singing, “Entertain us.”

...it’s fun to dress formally in an old school way for the right occasion...

The point of a necktie is to cover the shirt buttons. Notice that people who know how to dress don't wear bowties with Oxford shirts because they don't want to look like Tucker Carlson.

Ties constrict blood flow to the brain.

Replace “necktie” with “pants” and this post is much more entertaining.

Counterpoint: They look hot.

Thank you from those of us with auditory issues.

Buying a new laptop or desktop computer can be daunting. One of the most important things to consider is how much RAM you need. Today we’re going to talk about what RAM is and does, and how much you really need to get your stuff done.