I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

Good night, bad knight.

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

ambiguously gay duo 2.0

As a supporter of La Viola its been awesome watching Cuadrado's development the past two seasons. I told everyone I knew to watch out for him this coming world cup, he's one of the most exciting players in Serie A. Such a joy to watch. Couldn't be happier to see him start to get some recognition (just not too much I…

A little thing: "cafeteros" mean "coffee growers", not "coffee drinkers".

Melo would be a perfect fit at the Toyota Center, because when he tries to slow down the other team's offense, nothing happens.

Melo's logo needs an update. It looks like it belongs on the lower back of single mom in Florida.

Yup, because good ole 'Murica is the only place you can get M&Ms with stuff in them. Or any candy with stuff in it. Or candy period. I'll tell you what really sucks is when one of those deep fried, peanut-bacon M&Ms gets stuck in the wheel of my motorized buggy. Impossible to get out, even with my helpful…

Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

the child actually needed a heart transplant. that is why Ronaldo cut America's heart out with 30 seconds to play.

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Shouldn't Boris Diaw be celebrating with his teammates?

Say what you will about that goal (and it was nice), but Colombia clearly has the edge in the celebration department. I mean, look at those coordinated dances they were doing.

Well, Portugal handed in a turd, so fair is fair.

What about the German dude that acted like he got shot in the face? Nothing?