THAT'S DONALD STERLING IN DISGUISE.

Boston has both the team and the result they deserve. Fuck The Boston Bruins, fuck them all summer long. Pissant fuckstains in a shitty city.

The retired Gen Xer struggling to accept that he's a grandfather?

Gold, Jerry....GOLD!

YOU LIE, AND MUST GO AWAY NOW.

Why isn't this a gif? This should be a gif. Dude may be fat, but he's athletic fat.

Analytics. You know, like when your asshole has the hiccups.

What, exactly, could she be carrying in here? Extra g-strings and some lube? Come on. Nice man-watch, too.

Not all ironically, two cents is what I paid for my last lid of low grade sinsemilla. And can you image, it had seeds! I think I got ripped off.

What does 24th in the 3rd round get paid, anyway? I bet he could score a lid or two of some high-grade schwag!

To paraphrase Masai Ujiri, FUCK PAUL PIERCE.

Followed VERY closely by this....

AHEM...with all due respect to 20 years of increasing numbers of target demographics for these features, this remains the single best animated movie song of all time...

Actually, this would make sense. Here I thought all along my dislike for him was irrational.