The SEC is basically going to have to prove that a whole bunch of pogger champs conspired to rig the market, which will make them look ridiculous in court.

I feel like with these things the general rule is if it reaches the point where you know it’s happening and understand the mechanism, it’s already too late. If you try to get in, you’re the one propping up the house of cards.

No.

Yes. One uses Wendy’s ingredients and the other uses Burger King’s.

Back a few years ago I had a job that made me so sick with anxiety and physically ill I was throwing up and losing my hair in my 20's, I had chronic pain with no known cause and I started having suicidal thoughts pretty consistently- but I didn’t want to quit because I needed the money to survive - not to mention…

Wasn’t there a post on Lifehacker somewhere along the lines of “Stop saying sorry”?

I work for a werewolf. No shit - this guy has anger issues so severe several coworkers are worried he’s going to be the next workplace mass murderer...

So...fake it til you make it. 

You have an MBA, don’t you? ;)

I wish Apple would allow Blockers to be used by other apps besides Safari.

But I use incognito mode to open links that have anti ad block measures in place.

Nah! You wanna start with Religion first, then move right into favorite dirty jokes and personal sushi preferences! Winner every time!

According to the example, shouldn’t it be the ‘present-past-future formula’, not the ‘past-present-future formula’?

Yep, and I suppose you sit there and literally supervise every single goddam minute your kid is online. I’m sure that must be as fun for you as it is for your kid...

Yep, and I suppose you sit there and literally supervise every single goddam minute your kid is online. I’m sure…

1.) Expect your company to place the burden of tracking overtime hours onto you.

Ah, no. There aren’t enough minutes in the day to waste over 15 seconds intricately folding a single pair of socks - and that video was sped up. Probably more like 20-30 seconds. 7-10 pairs a week times four people in this house... forget it. I’m not spending 20 minutes just folding socks lol

Cute. But why not just iron them individually and hang then on little bitty hangars? If you're gonna go OCD, go full OCD.

One of the few upsides to being a contract programmer is that I’m never asked to come in on weekends or stay late for deployments. I hit 40 hours and out the door I go. The employees all look like they’re about to drop dead.

everywhere I look I’m reminded of him...

everywhere I look I’m reminded of him...

If I could opt out of Social Security and manage all of my own retirement funds, it would be easy to far exceed the ROI that would be achieved through the government’s management of the money.