So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

But she got a zillion comments on how great she looks, right?

White people names.

Agree on all of it. Except the consent part. Mind you I like skimmed, but I recall a full sit down and discussion occurring? Maybe? I distinctly remember a contract because all I could think was "This shit would NEVER EVER EVER be enforceable." #lawyerproblemz

IN NEW BRITTONIA SEATTLE EVERYONE DRINKS TEA AND EATS BISCUITS AND DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS OKAY?

Related: Gawker Media men leave the seat up, but far less frequently than you might expect.

Can I get a baloney sandwich in the Princeton cafeteria?

I almost used "shade" here, but I don't do that shit without consulting Kara, because Shade Court will not hesitate to try its own.

As a fellow alumna, they're just saying what the entire Princeton community was thinking - bring up her name to anyone and it is like a whole body cringe.

Oh I beg to differ. THIS is the wedding dress you wear on a yaht. Saw it in the window when I bought my dress. Its actually very cool.

A bride who wears this to her wedding deserves to be thrown off her yacht into shark-infested waters. This look says "I am wealthy. Fuck you."

"I would, but I have a degenerative disease where if I stick my hands in things, I just start shitting and vomiting all over the place—maybe I'll try, though."

This. I dated a guy in college who, like me, was in the sociology program and read the cannon, but the more time I spent with him, the more I noticed that his general demeanor toward most of the women in our classes and our professors was dismissive. He called himself a feminist, but actively distanced himself from…

Yup, just like Christians, "smart people" and "nice guys". If you have to consistently tell people you are, you aren't.

I only trust men who listen more than they talk about feminism (in a conversation with women)

I would be more embarrassed about this tbh...(secretly i love this)

He's quite a bit older than her anyway, though. For comparison, Zoe's mom is married to Jason Momoa, who himself is 2 years younger than Fassbender. This fam is too cool for me.

It's crazy to me that Lenny Kravitz is old enough for his daughter to have dated Michael Fassbender, like, a few years ago.

I didn't watch it, but it seems from the picture that it's more like Katy Perry giving his crotch an aggressive assing.