when these were popular the first time I so desperately wanted to cool that I bought light wash mom jeans 5 sizes too big and called them my "waddle pants". I wore them with white clog style Nursemates. What I'm saying is, the late ninties were a good time for me style wise and I made a lot of sound decisions.

I rejected the skinny jean for at least a year into its beginnings and now I'm a pretty exclusive skinny jean wearer. My mom tells me that one day I will wear high waisted pants because Taylor Swift is doing it. Nooooooo.

I laughed when tapered pants were looming on the trend horizon. I years later, wear skinny jeans. I appreciate the authoritative truthfulness of this article. I will not be surprised if people repeat that hideous trend.

AGREED! I would give the biggest side-eye of my life! It is also 70-100 minutes of hell!

Trust me, you don't want to get in those conversations.

I LIVE IN VANCOUVER. THE GROUSE GRIND IS A DEATH TRAP. IF SOMEONE TALKED TO ME WHILE I WAS CLIMBING THAT CRAP MOUNTAIN, I WOULD PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

I didn't know anything about this guy, but let's see: he compares his net worth plummeting to just $2.1 billion to being in prison, he's an Ayn Rand fan, he calls women his muses, and he voluntarily calls himself CHIP? I haven't wanted to punch anyone in the face this hard since Steve Zahn's character on Treme.

I used to be more pissed off about this before I recovered the denim couch with a floral slipcover (cats!). He came home and I said "Do you notice anything?" He got all panicked. "Did you get a haircut? Glasses? Um um um." I even pointed toward it. He completely did not notice that the couch had gone from blue denim…

This reminds me so much of a real commercial - it asked "How are you supposed to keep the bathroom clean in a houseful of guys?" and showed a bunch of boys running and scampering about. The next shot was a very feminine hand holding some kind of cleaning wipe, stroking the front of a toilet bowl where the boys always…

Same. I've never seen anyone use a sticky hand with such...resignation.

I lost it when she stuck that tiny little stretchy hand to the fridge.

He's still looking very well preserved.

The picture of Old Conservative White Dude summer camp you painted here is going to entertain me all day.

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

I dunno. Shep Smith has basically called people bastards to their face, and he's still working the desk. In the closet, but still.

I'm thinking the former and she is preparing the way for a tell all book and born again feminist lecture career.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Agreed, but is it awful that I'd really like to keep separate Men's and Women's bathrooms? I'm happy for anyone who identifies as female to share, but there is a real sliding scale when it comes to bathroom cleanliness: