Good point, because when I use the skillet I add a drop or two of olive oil to keep it from burning.

I think my brother is having the same experience.

Eat ahead of the outing just to mess with them.

Mid thirties people pulling that shit are grifters..

Uhhhh

He sounds like my now deceased cat, nicknamed ‘chickenf@cker’ for his habit of leaping tall buildings and scaling mountains to steal the chicken off your plate the minute you left it unsecure

True, but now that my son is fifteen I have reversed and spend time shoveling my food into his plate. Good for both of us.

The lack of self awareness, it burns!

It took me far too long to learn to reheat pizza in a skillet

Yeah, at THIS point after 15 years and a child I will do this, order X amount of fries for the family, since I know what we will and should eat. But two months in? Hell no.

Crying

Legit open mouthed that you still married him. Pepper? PEPPER?

Omg that is the best, from the nickname to the album, please adopt me into your tribe!

I think we had the same ex friend

Years ago went to Sizzler (full disclosure also used to work there) and I order per the ribs and BF ordered the salad buffet (which is no diet plate if you have been there you know what I'm talking about). Of course! Server puts ribs in front of BF.

I have threatened the bite off people's fingers who dared touch my onion rings. Come on man, there are never enough noon rings in a serving!

There have been people who consistently snitched from my nachos after saying they didn't want any, and let's just say, they aren't my friends anymore.

I think that is a plot point in Grand Hotel Budapest...

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