Yep, MPs popped my car lock for me when I locked myself out of my car after teaching a class at Camp Pendleton one evening.

You stared into the abyss....

Yeah, Johnny Depp would be an odds on favorite imho

50 something. Everything else you said is dead on.

According to Google her net worth is 9 million...

I thought that was the official Kinja position ?

It is possible I have even slept with some people who are now 55. I know!

Beautiful kinja, full marks.

I’m a SoCal native and cut my teeth on the Lee Marvin palimony case back in the 1970s. It's easy to forget the figures we are talking are not normative!

Good point.

I kinda want to know what splorching is, and I really super do not want to know

+500

Claps with joy

TL;dr probably not a lot of money when you get down to it

Rhetorical question meant to underline that she only gets half of joint property purchased in those 15 months. That can include things like IRAs or CDs. Even if he received a whopping salary for some movie, given the nature of his income and the length of time they have been together, it would at most be used as a…

I've been wth someone else for five years now and my first husband and I still haven't divorced.

True, I mean, it's not a great look for her.

Ow, you made me cringe in sympathy

The last one just slayed me...

Midlife pirate crisis...I'm kinda feeling one of those coming on!