Thanks! Perfect timing as we are at that age. It looks awesome.

Babies will bonk themselves. My son managed to fall down and skid into the side of our bed, right past a fluffy wall of comforters and dust ruffles, giving himself a real shiner on the mattress frame.

My son ate pad thai before his first birthday, and guess what, no food allergies.

My mother, who is a super-narcissist, used to play subliminal tapes for my brother and I to go to sleep to, on the same topics. She would place it on a bureau in the hallway between our two open doors, and as soon as we thought it was safe one of us would sneak out and shut it off. We may have even FF so that it would…

Laughing so hard.

That looks exactly like my now-deceased cat, Karl. Same behavior, too.

So, thank you trolls?

Is White Collar still on? Please say yes...

It actually was one of those books that show why there is no such thing as primitive or modern, i.e. not racist. Here is the wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Ra…

My eyes....

Thank you for coining the phrase — neckbeardy "m'lady" type of chivalry. I am sure to use it...

Barbie Dream House, here, Christmas 1978.

They were complaining about the studs/buttons....

I tend to think she was caught between saying tailgating and pre-gaming and then blanked.

Daario is Tyroshi, not Dothraki. The true offense is the lack of dip-dyed mustachios!

I think it was an excellent way to remind parents, No Kids.

Of course they are offended, because the half of the population that knows cannot believe that there is a whole nother half that doesn't ! ;)

Weirdly, the odds are in her favor. She's maybe not following the best protocol, but about 65% of the human species lacks the enzyme for digesting milk and milk by-products. If she is not ethnically Northern European, Central Asian, or like, Sudanese, the odds go way up from there: http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/lact…

They have Grahamfuls that already do that...NOW YOU ARE WELCOME :)

The narcolepsy comments people are making remind me of a family story. I used to believe my Great Aunt had narcolepsy because that is what my mom had called it when I was younger. Once I got older and was retelling the story of her falling asleep at parties my mom interrupted loudly with, "Oh honey, she wasn’t…