I'm horrified by the fact that cilantro came in at number two for Cali. You treacherous bitches.

Grouper for Florida is totally reasonable. But what the fuck is "dip" for South Carolina? Like, dip is not a food SC. Stop being so fucking country man y'all making me look bad.

I have to agree. It's a great political statement but it's kind of a shitty art piece and not worthy of a thesis project. The two aren't one and the same.

Are you thinking that the senior class project is entirely composed of dragging a mattress around campus? I watched the video (did you?), there appears to be several components to the project. Plus, she said shes a visual arts major. Do you expect her to write a 50 page paper on the ramifications of the industrial…

But very pretty.

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

So basically, a bunch of people who are a) looking for anything to ding the President on and b) have no idea what looks good. 'Cause that suit is niiiiice.

It's a summer suit! What don't people understand about that? He's not a goddamn funeral director.

Shiloh and Vivienne threw baskets of rose petals around.

Rosemary and Jasmine? Everyone got it wrong. They weren't getting married, they were just chillin' in their house eating chicken.

"She had a veil but Brad lifted it and gasped because she looked so stunning."

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use.

Why do you people talk like this? It's not a playa. It's a desert.

Apologies that go like this ("I would never disrespect anyone's child") are the strangest thing ever. You did disrespect a child, idiot. You really did it in actual life reality.

Ha! You need a giant life preserver around your neck ;)

There are rules out there requiring the purchase of a second seat if persons:

Short people have no reason to live.

My vote for best-dressed. Way to go, Janis Ian.