THANK YOU. I had a friend recently come to NYC because she wanted to start her own line. She had no portfolio, no internships, didn't even have a clue who she wanted to intern with, but just had it in her head that she was going to start designing stuff. It didn't work out.

I'm imagining Kanye trying to sew on a button, and it's turning out like how when I was a kid, my dad would try to mash Barbie's shoes on, get mad at the doll, and then go "I have big hands. I'm not doing this. You do it. You have baby hands."

When you get to a certain point, you can look any way you want to. It's a fuck you to everybody else.

I disagree. I'm black American, and I've been obsessed with being a designer since I was a kid. I went to a great design school, and now I work in the industry as a designer. I know that it's easier for white and Asian designers to get into the club, especially if they're rich, but it's what I want for myself, so I'm…

I'm pretty sure whoever quoted her fucked up an Eazy E reference like crazy.

Now THIS is the strangeness I was looking for when I clicked on this article.

Is anyone else disappointed that the "looming" in this case refers to crafts, and not to hovering menacingly in photographs?

From four years ago. This gets more and more amazing all the time.

For a long time, I thought that Dog the Bounty Hunter was a made up show that no one really watched, like The Itchy and Scratchy Show or Dateline, but then I got invited to a 4th of July party where the hostess sat and watched it for 4 hours and my thoughts changed.

How does the fact that the other victim was on Megan Wants a Millionaire make this story even stranger? Is it strange that people in the entertainment industries associate with other people in the entertainment industries? And what is the second thing that happened that makes this story even stranger?

"Crime-fighting rodent Justice Beaver" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish they could force him to go to college. Somewhere cold. Lots of Marxists.

#notallgrays

It's OK to be gray!

Sorry it took the gifs being shared at the other Gawker sites for anyone at Gawker to give a shit about Jezebel.

I was never a star and I don't even care. Thank you guys. Onward my gray comrades!

Trained fighters, like War Machine and Mayweather, should be charged with attempted murder when they attack anyone outside of the ring. If you are a highly trained fighter you are automatically a dangerous weapon.

I just hate that it gives even more exposure to pet pigs and will make more people want them. My family has a pet Vietnamese Potbelly pig that we got as a pet for me when I was like 10. And let me tell you, I don't care how domesticated pigs are bred to be, they are NOT good pets. Pigs are assholes. They are so smart…

We are seriously crossing into some territory where actors in movies will only be able to play themselves or characters nearly identical to themselves. At some point, it's just playing dress up, sometimes it's inspiration not appropriation. This post is very clickbait-y. The whole spread is worth posting, and I LOVE…

Thank God this story was posted. I haven't been outraged by anything in 2 hours.