Can't forget this masterpiece

Good to know she uses spray tan after she just launched an at-home spray tan product...

"I used to spray tan more before I got married," Kardashian, 33, told Us.

I always wonder about James Marsden, felt like he was gonna really break out after X-Men. Then I think he left that franchise and did that scarily awful Superman movie and then he kinda just became "the guy girls leave for another guy" in movies. He always seems like a charming and funny guy, just celebrity sliding…

That is the best threat ever - "I WILL BLEED ON WHAT YOU LOVE!"

North West has Kanye's concerned face and I look forward to her continued scrutiny of the world.

where can I get these?!? electrolyte lollies sound amazing for the hangovers of us ugly norms who need to drink away the pain of our troll like existence.

Exactly. These people are first selected for being more attractive, and then provided with the free time and money to maintain their looks, the same way a very good researcher is selected for a superior brain, and provided with the tools to learn more and more about their field. It is the way life is.

To be honest with you? I would take my flat abs over drinking or eating carbs just about any day of the week. That is the truth. I don't care if no one wants to hear me talk about it. It's enough to just have it. The things I like are, having a flat belly. It is my hobby. It makes me feel good to see results…

You have no idea what you're talking about. The majority of molesters were not molested. Please stop trying to sound smart.

such a melodious language

My mother was diagnosed with both right after my childhood had ended. She wasn't the best mother, that's for fucking sure, but she would never in a million years... jesus christ. There's something one of my mom's therapists told me: don't let her blame her mental illness for bad behavior. Yes, her mental illness makes…

There are things I doubt in this world. A thing I do not doubt: Kanye's love for that behbeh.

That Sean Bean article is full of gems:

I will cut a bitch to get the recumbent stationary bike.

I find this part of American culture to be completely incomprehensible- that adults could actually give a serious shit about the school sporting accomplishments of a bunch of children.

I have a son as well. From the time he was small, we talked about how to respect other people's boundaries. I told him that he needed privacy for his body, and that other people needed privacy as well. If he was wrestling with a friend, and got too rough, I told him to look at his friend's face and see if that…

Pretty sure that middle offender is 45.