Honestly, I can't help but judge Sherri super hard right now. The fact that she is unwilling to take responsibility when at one point she was a willing participant of this surrogacy is disgusting. Regardless of whether you feel that your future ex duped you, you agreed to this.

the coveted brown bear!

WE NEED CONCERNED WHITE FEMINISTS TO SAVE THESE WOMEN FROM THE PATRIARCHY IMMEDIATELY

I am not shy about reminding my friends when I'm a patron. "Hey, don't forget, the total was $xx, so make sure you tip on that!" I'm kind of shrill about it. It's my life's calling.

There is nothing I hate more than the end of a birthday dinner.

Is there anything we can do right as paying customers at a restaurant? Asking for a friend.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

That's so ratchet. That girl is such a fake model. She definitely bought all her Instagram followers.

Mike Will Made It.

Third wave coffee shops? Son, this is Pittsburgh.

Tourists are insane and require such high levels of assistance and supervision that I worry they may die if left unattended.

#2 sounds like Romy and Michelle. "Hello, yes, we're .. business women. Do you have a business women's special?"

Everybody loves a happy ending.

How romantic. I'm sure you proceeded to come a thousand times after those delicate words of sweetness hit your ears.

BRILLIANT TYPO! I was reading it going "oh my god...oh my god...why is everyone being so casual..."

walked into a party with my girl on the side. not 10 minutes later, my gf (and 1st love) walks in...with her guy on the side. my gf winked, i smiled.

Oh god, a similar thing happened to me. He picked me up and said something like "wow, I forgot how big you were" and I knew immediately he had been sleeping with other (much smaller) women...

I ain't trying to judge, but that shit is cold-fucking-blooded.

well shit, there goes my productive afternoon. *reading glasses on and comfy pants on"