So yeah, I did this but not with a famous person. There was a guy I'd been crushing on forEVER - painfully so. I found a picture of him somewhere on the internet and made my Graphic Designer friend Photoshop me next to him. I had it framed and it's still on my bookcase. "It puts the lotion on the skin ... "

If you walk up to someone and comment that their former spouse "was good", a punch in the face is the least you deserve. What else did Bieber think was going to happen? Agreement?

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Wow, I read that as "hand hugs in shame".

I bet Kanye is sitting at home RIGHT NOW, fingers flying and eyes bloodshot, pounding Red Bull after Red Bull, coding the FUCK out of the next iteration update to the game while Kim runs a brainstorm session at the wipe-board about how to improve their objectification algorithm for the next roll-out.

The woman lent you something out of her own closet. How ungrateful can you get!

My mom pooped on my face right after I popped out. It is her favorite story.

Everyone needs Kim K skills.

Not if you believe in yourself.

Nope. Never been there. Not even there adjacent.

Kind of brings this to mind...

The law doesn't suit me though. Private land being rented at profit solely to bombard me with propagandist messages as I try to go about my day doesn't "suit me." I've traveled to Vermont repeatedly over the past few years, and one of the biggest aesthetic differences which is immediately apparent is that billboards…

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

I was just thinking it was one of the worst dresses I've ever seen but to put a bra plus a tank under it was just weird. Wear a strapless bra and at least let that mess shine

I don't know. She's 17, not 12.

Yes, and there's a lot of Asian facial characteristics among Kazakh people, as seen among her teammates. I think this player looks somewhat less-Asian than others. She could be part Kazakh, part European Russian.

It's not you— it's Blueberry.

It reminds me of a Modern Family quote where the nerdy daughter is tutoring a boy she has a crush on and he ends up having a crush on her shallow older sister instead and she says to her dad "Dumb guys AND smart guys like dumb girls? What do smart girls get?" and her dad is like "Cats."

You don't think she looks bruised and... jaundicey? Maybe it's just bad lighting and makeup.