Yeah, I always figured that "Upgrade You" song was kind of a two way street. They both assisted each other's careers when their relationship got more serious and started heading into marriage/baby territory. The combination of assets alone must have been incredible. Beyonce's public image really changed in 2008 around…

Is there a reason this can't read "Japanese Student" or "Japanese Teenager"? This isn't a fucking manga, it's a real human being who was horribly murdered. Jesus.

What are you doing here with your accurate insights and fact-based knowledge?! This here is speculation-land where love is dead, Beyoncé is a cuckold wife and Jay Z is an adulterer. Away with you!

I love Beyonce, but "Basically, I'm saying Beyonce is a sociopath" is the highlight of my day for sure.

Isn't there something to when your best friends go through a divorce, you're more likely too as well? So this is really Gwyneth's fault.

Huh? My torso kinda resembles that and I don't hate my body.

The premise is too stupid for me to spend my money on, and I don't care to look at Scarlett Johansson stare at shit with her mouth open for two hours, either.

Jesus, seriously. My mom would have immediately asked: 1) what did you take 2) how much did you take 3) how long ago did you take it.

I'm just ending a 6 year relationship and moving out of state tomorrow. I've relinquished all furniture, pictures, linens and awesome vintage things we collected together. I still have enough for a 16 ft Penske that will go straight into storage while I go back to live with my father for a few months and try to figure…

Okay I'm just going to say it. Weed is boring. If you have an obsession with marijuana and do things like this or are a 'connoisseur' of the the different 'types' then you're a loser. Grow the fuck up.

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I didn't think horrible acting was possible in a photo. Thanks Beyonce for proving me wrong! We can do it? No, you can't.

What a nasty cunt you are.

JWoww's postpartum false eyelashes are the best.

This story is mostly awkward for my sister (who was in no way involved in the actual sex if that's what you perverts are getting at)

Early on in my last relationship I discovered my boyfriend liked to have his nipples touched. One night we were getting going in the dark and I felt around for his right nipple. He sort of stiffened and I thought maybe I wasn't making the sort of contact he liked so I whispered something like 'tell me what you like'…

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

As a historian, I find this whole appropriation issue kind of ridiculous. Everything is appropriation. We, as modern humans, have only progressed to where we are now because of the sharing of cultures. Wear pants? you are appropriating Venetian fashion culture. How about all those goth kids who covered themselves in…

Unless you're wearing the clothing to specifically mock the culture, I see no issues with people appropriating cultural clothing.

That's not an invalid point you can just casually dismiss. The reason they're only suspending him for two games is because if they suspend him for more they'd get sued by him, the Players Association and the team because they'd be taking what's perceived as outsized action for something that even the criminal justice…