OMG Cara & Rih's pose in the group shot! WERK!

My sister (who has gained a reputation among her friends as the world's best wedding personal assistant) says that you can pee in any dress alone as long as you pee facing the wrong way. It's much easier to hold your dress up and out of the way in front than it is to hold up the back. :)

I thought her dress looked cheap, which is tragic because it is obviously not supposed to look or be cheap. It probably cost a lot and was handmade.

Another criticism I had is of Lena Dunham's entire look. She needs a new glam squad. Maybe she picks her own dresses and has never taken red carpet posing tips seriously,…

I picture J-Lo taking a dump, because she's from the Bronx, like me.

You don't have to pull up your dress to do a line.

Is it just me or is the size of her smile proportional to how far away the other person is standing?

The egg. The soulless, dead egg.

Dude, she's 29. And charging people $400 for a picture. She can at least look happy.

Being dead inside is what makes marrying a Chad Kroeger possible, no?

You would be too if you were married to Chad Kroger.

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Well, that isn't surprising at all. If your brother was accused of sexual assault, would you believe him, someone that you have known and loved all your life, or some random woman you have no connection with? I'd believe my brother, absolutely. Apparently, she believes her friend and has strong reasons to do so. Is…

Pretty much. I mean what ass? She has absolutely NO waist/hips and a non existent ass. Though methinks she's one of those chicks who's literally fed into her own hype and thinks that because she has a massive pair of jiggling titties she now qualifies as a "curvy" woman now. So now mistakenly believes that she…

The worst part about Facebook mourning is that people feel they know you when they don't. I cannot forget a message I received from my late husbands acquaintance: "I'm Mr. Bells' good friend. I hope you and the kids are doing ok."

My uncle passed very recently, rather suddenly in the middle of the night. My father waited to call my brother and I until around 7:00 AM to give us the news, rather than waking us up at 4:00AM. I got to work at 8:00AM and the first thing that appeared in my Facebook feed was a smiling picture of my uncle with an…

Nope, there are actually male celebrities stashed away in a cupboard who are released only for this occasion.

Really? Because this isn't a selfie taken in the bathroom mirror. He's outside, there's a cute thing.

Camping as a kid (in Australia), a curious possum came up to me and sniffed at my legs. I stood frozen in terror as it proceeded to climb up me like a tree. Eventually, about the time it reached my middle, I screamed to my dad and he came and removed the possum (not really sure how - probably a general grab-and-toss…

I met him last year, and he is stone fox. He's one if those guys that's only getting more attractive as he ages. Now he's got a bit of silver fox creeping in and I can barely handle it.

I can not believe you forgot Glen Coco. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.