I read this as "erotic disease" and was greatly amused. My sister is a high school teacher and one of her students was doing a presentation with a partner and said, "I hate it when my partner drives erotically" instead of erratically. Erotic is the best word to put into sentences.

He's so handsome and a good actor but whenever I look at him all I can think of is this:

Grosses you out? I'm inspired by it.

She looks like she's giving birth and it's boring her.

Does Instagram have a policy against posting naked photos? Because, if it does, I have no problem with them telling Rihanna to take them down or risk being banned.

I like to imagine that she's doing a Shailene Woodley, i.e., sunbathing her vagina.

how can he love you and have no interest in your pleasure?

It's that damn ANSEL... he's so hot right now!

Yeah, unless there is something wrong physically, what the fuck? Learn how to keep from cumming after two grunts and a wiggle. FFS.

rapport is when you lay back and think real hard about the orgasms you aren't getting and then try not to fall asleep angry. lol...

It's good you're happy with your decision because the idea of basing personal sexuality on what other people of the same gender enjoy sexually would kill any sexual desire. You are a rare breed.

Are you engaged to a mermaid?

...for about two minutes.

I, for one, would prefer that people keep their sweaty bare midriffs off the exercise equipment. How hard is it to wear a damn shirt?

They had a billion treadmills (approx)...

Also, stapling a squirrel to your head won't cure baldness.

This one is my favorite:

I'm pretty sure this is Johnny Knoxville in a body suit and make up.

Those eyebrows are so 2000.