In my head, you're Billy Bob Thorton and I love it.

I can get on board with this, except the child part. Launching a children's line wouldn't get them significantly more income (considering their income) than say, investing in a up-and-coming tech business or software development, and a children's line isn't going to get them the fashion kudos they crave.

Elodie is such a beautiful name. Maybe not with Rain, but I love it by itself.

You could have been a truck driver and you would have been amazing.

Haha, this reminds me of the bartender in Little Britain

This is incredible.

I was going to be an Emma. I used to wish they had named me Emma because my name is tricky to pronounce, but now I know I'm definitely not an Emma.

Wait, second middle names are a thing now?

I'm naming my kid Floyd Zeppelin [Surname]. It's not gender neutral, but Goddamit I'll MAKE it gender neutral. Me and your pops should have gone to college together (even though I'm still in college so I'm a bit late)

I feel your pain.

I'm sure that they do this, but then again - There's only so much airbrushing one can do. You can't hide a gut or muffin top if the actor is moving.

Seatbelts are my Vietnam.

I never had an opinion on Julia Roberts until I saw this shirt.

It's definitely not cheaper to hire a CGI/visual effects artist after the fact in order to give him abs. Abs don't exist in a vacuum (ha), they'd have to ensure that they move realistically with his body, give him obliques, strong pecs, and arms that are proportionate to his now-muscular body. Basically recreate an…

If we're going to tell anecdotal stories, I moved schools four times before I was 10 years old. The second school I attended was in a different country in a language I had not yet learned to speak, and the third and fourth schools were each in different cities.

I'm sorry you had to go through that. I think its absolutely disgusting when the people who are supposed to take care of us (as kids) don't. I think the worst part of it is that it's simply laziness and not wanting the hassle... I've met so many horrible teachers (teachers whom I'd stand up to or report if I could go…

Missed that, thanks.

The best part is, I'm sure it's the exact same wig. Just 50 million of them.

Ugh, that's a horrible situation all-round. But I do think it's really irresponsible for a teacher to downplay it like that.

I don't think that expelling him is intended to help him learn better - it's intended to protect the kids he was abusing, and I think that (at least for the moment) protecting them is more important than teaching him. Obviously, once the other kids are safe, focus should be shifted to helping and teaching him, but I…