Yes. Ketchup does not belong on hamburgers.

Ketchup is weird and sweet and gross and I don't understand the appeal.

Poor Oscar. He's already dealing with awkward hair, bad skin, and poor judgment. Now he also has a mugshot (in which he appears to be wearing a cape from a hair salon, no less...), an arrest record, and a lot of explaining to do.

Can we try to not put the photos of criminals that are still basically kids? Yeah, but he did was stupid and wrong, but hardly awful. I just wouldn't want they haunting me everywhere. Also, the stock images are way more fun.

I feel for this kid, man. If getting caught shoplifting is a 5 on the humiliation scale, and getting caught shoplifting a vibrator is a 7, then getting caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers must be a 9. And getting internet-famous for having been caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers pushes it up to a 12.

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

Dang if Jennifer Lawrence is homely the rest of us must be absolutely deformed.

All owls can head over to my house.

Pretty sure that honor is reserved for Canada geese. Vile tempered shit machines... Owls stay away from people, they don't attack random kids walking through the park, and most of them don't poop. A vast improvement over geese.

Cruz was valedictorian of his high school, graduated cum laude from Princeton, where he was a champion debater and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law, where, like Obama, he was a editor for the Harvard Law Review. A professor described him as "off-the-charts brilliant." Cruz is no idiot, he's just a giant…

Aww... I'm sorry you've been through that. Some women are shitty people, just like some men are. :\

Well I guess that answers the question "who listens to this crap???"

Yes, there was a piece on her recently where most of the commenters were not sympathetic towards this lady. Honestly, the students in this case come off worse than Fox News does. There are so many genuinely innocent black people wrongly convicted they could have chosen.

If he really had a sense of humor his right hand should have been under the table.

I don't like Kristen but I enjoy her. I can't like someone that seriously deluded, but I can't not enjoy them either. Like, Stassi is the kind of person that's unlikable in the way that you want her to get the fuck off your TV. Kristen is just good television.

Try as I might, I can't see anyone but Karl Lagerfeld here.

On a show where I hate every single person, she is definitely towards the top of the list of people that I least hate.

Sorry guys, I voted for REPLY ALL because when someone accidentally replies to all with some shit they meant to be private, it is .. epic.

Well, it is something that would make many people on the spectrum profoundly uncomfortable so...

We are all *aware* of autism. Let's put some effort into finding the cause and EI programs for those with autism.