Can people just stop falling for non-stories? If you think a real modeling agency would back this loser up, you really know nothing about the industry. He is not modeling for anyone. Stop trying to make all types of losers famous. That kid from Target started planning a Hollywood career and he's already been…
Neck tattoos.
If the Kartrashians can make a career out of a sex tape, then why can't this guy make a go at it off a mugshot. I know I should be outraged, but I ain't mad. Amurica!
It's true though.
When I was a resident, there was a four year old patient who was mutilated by a bull terrier. Extensive facial injuries, a severed digit and the kid now has a glass eye. There's nothing wrong with being cautious around certain animals. It really rubs me the wrong way when someone makes a remark about a certain breed,…
Well I really wasn't talking about this dog specifically; my comment was about the breed generally, and more accurately about my own feelings about the breed.
I prefer to think of it as the hallway being too small.
"Corpulent corpus cavernosum"
Couldn't they have just said "no homo" after every bite?
Ways to reuse a penis cake pan:
I would totally eat a piece of that cake. Give me the tip, the shaft, starboard, larboard, whatever. It's free cake. CAKE!
So there is no way serving penis cake will not result in a hot load in the ass in one way or another.
He looks like a cast member of "Twilight".
The bar has been set too high to include this in the Florida Man pantheon.
Not that I expect you to have any insight into this... but why would people think people at a sex club would be really hot?
Like, these stories are basically exactly what I imagine coming from a sex club.
It matches the drapes.
Sure! It was a shag carpet.
I used to DJ at and eventually ran a sex club for a while.
"Don't spend your $20 there."
