No rules? Insane. But we had very few. We gradually let up on curfew as time went on. At 17, we discussed our daughter's curfew and she said, "Mom and Dad, nothing good happens in this town after midnight." So we left it there. Her boyfriend's parents were grateful. It meant an early night for him.

That song SO gets stuck in one's head! When we have GoT watching parties, it alternates between "wieners, lotsa wieners, floppy wieners..." and "Dinklage, Peter Dinklage..." as the credits roll.

Plenty of poor people are smart and plenty of rich people are dumb.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Pint-Size Polyamory.
A Li'l Lechery.
A Bit of Buggery.
A Smidge of Smut.

What kind of orgy would invite that mother? The behind the Motel 6 dumpster orgy or the under the third semi from the end orgy?

I am a fairly new single mom and getting back into the dating/going out thing. But I am SOOOOO conscientious of not doing anything that could possibly, even remotely fuck up my kid because of it. My son is at his dad's two nights a week and those are the only nights I ever do anything, I don't bring anyone to our…

Hey, sitters are expensive. So is sex ed. Take your kid to an orgy.

Pennsylvania - the Florida of the North.

"Very small orgy" = what? A threesome? Two pairs of swingers? Porn on the TV while you jack it?

I don't know man. Fucking strangers is scary. You never know who could have duct tape in their trunk. Or VD.

And a final reminder: Street racing is the dumbest thing and the people who do it are literal human garbage.

I think the last time we helped for helps sake was the Former Yugoslav Republics and some people still hate us for it.

well you should brush up your StrongBad because to him Deuce meant fists. i still don't know how the chunking part modifies it tho

Okay that is not even close, though. Rampant cartel violence, mass disappearances, and systemic police corruption is not the same thing as rudeness or bad food.

I feel like the people at Gawker Media just talk out their ass when it comes to Texas. We get it. You think everything the state of Texas and the people in it do is dumb, ridiculous and irrational. But you don't really know about all the violence that happens Mexico and Texas surrounding cartels, do you? Because if…

As opposed to doing what?

Please, America, continue your journey into torpidity so that I may continue to shine bright like a diamond at 50% off.