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It is so important to keep shining a light on ALL the victims of the Nazi regime. Thank you.

Really? That's pretty generous of you. Usually when garments get fucked up during manufacturing they don't sell them. The simplest explanation is that they absolutely do this shit on purpose because they're, like super edgy.

I dunno, younger generations are getting much better at multitasking...

heinous injury? i thought it was his scrotum

You're joking, right? My god this song is embarrassing.

She makes Katy Perry look like Jello Biafra.

The Fappening: a sex crime.

what's up with Deadspin printing revenge porn?

They're still real to me, dammit.

I misread that as "The clip, directed by Dave Chappelle" and I got excited in a very weird, confused way.

Um, he moved to Tennessee or Kentucky years ago. No more blaming us in MI for this douchebag.

Edward Scissorhands or Robert Smith.

Dear Ms. Perry,

can y'all stop it with your whiskey drinking.

Ugh, this just brings flashbacks to March Madness last year, when vodka beat out whisky, brandy, gin, and margaritas.

This is probably the only part of the argument I disagree with. The kind of guys who refer to women as females do tend to also refer to men as males, at least in my experience.

*puts up feet in boxing position*

I love hot sauce and spicy food, but I have a friend who always brags for me I guess. Loves to tell people, "Oh, awhealth1 loves hot sauce. Watch him try this one", so on and so on. What does it mean when someone brags for you and you could care less?