That must be why his B.O. is knocking chicks unconscious behind him.

I just walked around with straight arms for two minutes and wanted to kill myself.

Harvey combined the two characters from The Dark Knight, the Joker and Harvey Dent/Two-Face, but the way he did it—going half-Joker, half-Dent—indicates that he either completely forgot what happens in the movie, has no clue that the two villains were actually different people, or, as I posit, never saw it to begin…

I took it as half Joker half Bruce Wayne. Like “hey, I might not be the hero” or whatever.

LeBron will go back to being an Akron guy just in time for that possible scenario.

Jokes on him, all that sugar will rot his teeth.

I’m thinking about going as a grey’d comment. It’d be witty, funny, maybe critical, but unfortunately I can’t provide pictures because you’d never see it.

Lolwut?

Why was Todd Bowles italicized? WHAT DID I MISS? What’s going on with Todd??

Found it

Again, to beat this dead horse into the ground, these sites need dedicated copy editors. I swear, 90 percent of the problems I encounter on the sites formerly run by Gawker would disappear if they were reviewed by a professional team of copy editors first.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

I don’t understand all the hate for this game so I will defend it.

Maybe move your servers out of Hungary?

OK, This is Nuts

I watched all the way through. You owe me 15 seconds

I mean, he’s not wrong. (looking at you Buffalo)

Only thing poorer than the ref’s decision is the composition of this recap. Cripes man.

So you spent your time with James in this story alternately comparing yourself to Norman Mailer (quite literally, as a matter of fact), and exploring your own core of novelistic self-flagellation. Then you conclude with the statement that James has brought his high school troupe with him, and is in fact not a…