Of course Burke would have tried Aass beer before.

How is Steelers-Ravens a five throwgasm game? The Ravens are a flaming shitbag of a team this year.

I like how Redford uses his full name on some memes and a half-assed nickname on others. Such a man of mystery. And shitty late night takes.

Simmons’ alarm clock must have been broken. LSU sucked last year.

He’s a Pac-12 Stan

I’m no Simmons defender, but I think Burneko’s more mad than anything that he appears to be holding a salad.

Tim and Joseph might be the two stupidest football fans in history.

and thats the best photo you could find of Steven Adams?

fuck that parent. fuck you for giving him a platform. fuck tom brady

Someone needs to give that headline a yellow flag.

Shit man, that’s wayy too many words for an ACC football game.

Burneko used a selfie for the Nets preview

I’m thinking about going as a grey’d comment. It’d be witty, funny, maybe critical, but unfortunately I can’t provide pictures because you’d never see it.

did you see the Headlines for those two articles Magary linked to?? As much as I dig the Masked Man, I care to disagree

glooorrry boy

why does that fuckboi Redford put his full name on the non-race related Schilling memes, and then a dumb nickname for the others?

I read the first sentence, saw the word “hamstrung” and instinctively thought another player was out 6-8 months.

would it still be cool to have this convo is Kluber was black?

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I try to defend the Jets as much as possible, but hiring the Mets medical staff is just preposterous.