UPDATE (4:41 PM): It wasn’t a skunk, but rather a heavily costumed, hopelessly lost member of the Black Hole who "just kinda smells like that."

Drafting like shit seems like something one shouldn’t brag about, but it’s not like they traded their best player for draft pics or anything. 😬

The Raiders are run like they’re a mob-owned bar that’s got an insurance fire in its future.

+1 Christian Slater

I love when people are SUPER into “life hacks” talk this way about books. Unless you’re talking about self-help books, which can almost always be condensed into fewer than 10 pages without losing anything, a summary or list of takeaways from a book misses the point of reading in the first place. Sure, you could read…

What Hinkie really wants to do is trade Grapes of Wrath for the rights to six unpublished European authors who got promising grades from their 11th grade literature professors.

Hinkie is the man we need to flip the script when it comes to reading. Shift the paradigm. Break the mold. Think outside the box. Gleam the cube. Hold the mayo. Defrag the humperdink.

Meanwhile, Brian Colangelo is interested in collaborating on a new shirt where the collar pokes all the way out to the shoulders. If interested drop him a line.

“...better reviews to pound lessons home...”

If they’re changing Superman they need to also change Lex Luthor. Get rid of the twitchy Mark Zuckerberg convict and replace him with a belligerent CEO turned Presidential nominee running on an ‘anti-(illegal) alien’ platform.

I’m sure the response to the possibility of a black Superman will be totally reasonable and measured... Remind me not to go on reddit for a while.

And it’ll be especially awkward writing Superman out of the films when the old “I have to go now, my planet needs me” excuse isn’t possible.

Steve Bannon’s father, the rabbi, must be so disappointed in him!

His only oversight was that he did not include one for Trump:

They do all have time limits, and they’re all routinely ignored.

After watching that replay only one thing is certain - Joe West is still an asshole.

I think this just goes to show that MLB needs to do the sensible thing and scrap the Red Sox.

If you buy the argument that replay is needed to avoid egregious blown calls (h/t Jim Joyce), then at least put a damn time limit on it. Either it’s obvious within 30 seconds, or it’s not.

Man, Boston really owns New York this year.

For Three Minutes, University of Buffalo Alum Was A God