Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

Going to baseball games for teams that suck is great for just this reason. 

Time to start burning your Coyote Ugly dvd’s, Alt-Reich douchebags.

i swear to god that i will not rest until I find out if Leon Powe still hangs out with Scott Pollard or not.

I cannot really answer your question, but I assure you that Duke will remain to be as redundant as saying “reverting back” is.

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

ambulatory horrorshow Tom Savage

I like Kamara more after his quote. Not all players are willing to just tell it like it is. Brees would have had some stupid white bread non-statement with no s-bombs or f-bombs.

surprising amount of pissed off Saints fans in the comments today

I always laugh at that shit. Like Drew beats up 31 teams all summer long and then goes easy on the Vikings or something. Get fucked, people- everyone gets a turn, and he’s no rougher on your beloved team that can do no wrong than he is on his own or any other. (Well, with the possible exception of Washington getting…

That’s what makes it so amazing. The Saints lost on a touchdown that the opposing quarterback WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO THROW. Plenty of teams have had miserable losses after the other team makes a massive comeback effort. But literally no other team besides the Saints has lost on a play that the other team WASN’T EVEN…

Literary hot take: A Confederacy of Dunces is horrible.

Flagged for violating Deadspin unwritten rules. You need to type “Berman Warning” above that video.

Significantly overlooked here is that even if Williams hadn’t whiffed, Diggs would almost certainly have been able to get out of bounds at about the 30 with a few seconds left, enabling the Vikings to attempt a game-winning field goal by someone other than Blair Walsh. 

They spent $1.6 billion for a stadium that operates 8 Sundays per year. The stadium has a Chick-Fil-A, which is famously NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS

And it was against Cleveland, which shouldn’t even count. 

And that lone ‘95 title came in the context of, what was it, 14 division titles in 15 seasons, all but one of which ended with crushing disappointment, to the point where even before the World Series win playoff games stopped even selling out as the disillusioned fan base figured it wasn’t worth paying attention to a…

three things you need to know about Atlanta:

Sherman was right