What’s Alabama got to do with UCF beating Auburn?

So, they can’t take Jerry’s statue down, but I don’t see any reason why they can’t turn the panther statue around to make it look like it’s mauling him.

I mean, that’s an exaggeration, but I’d love to see Rodgers and Brady put up the kind of game Cam did in the playoffs last year with one-footed Greg Olsen, one-armed Devin Funchess and 3 piles of scrap to throw to. I'm still pissed off at Kaelin Clay for dropping that TD.

All that time spent dancing, he could be using to focus on THE GAME AHEAD. Typical glory boy bullshit.

Well, I can assume having $65mil guaranteed to you can make one lose any sense of body control. Hell, my girlfriend won a $100,000 settlement and I ran around like I had just scored a goal at the World Cup and it wasn’t even my money! 

Luke Kuechley suffered another concussion.

Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

Delhomme is the second best quarterback the Panthers ever had. I didn’t intend for that to be damning Cam with faint praise or some backhanded compliment. Cam is far better than any quarterback the Bears, Lions, Browns, or Texans (among others, I’m sure) have ever had.

Until Cam knocks up or assaults half of the greater Charlotte metro, he is neither Dwight nor Jameis. He might be a dipshit, but he’s not on those dudes’ level (yet, that I know of). 

You didn’t specify who Jerry wrote that pre-New England note to, so I’m forced to assume it’s Luke Keuchly. 

Biakabutuka. Man, I always remember thinking, “This is going to be his year.” Dude would break out a 50-yard run on one play, and then break his leg on the next play. Dude was more fragile than the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Tepper looks like the kind of guy that says “I gotta go use the head” instead of “I’m going to use the bathroom.”

God it bums me out that Cam turned out to be a complete dipshit.

Cam has somehow become one of the easiest QBs to root for because I assume that every one of his TDs must have given at least 5 MAGA chuds an aneurysm

It takes guts to write a column bashing one of the last remaining journalists in the western hemisphere. Get him! USA!!

That’s what passes for entertainment these days?

Woozle wuzzle?

The comparisons check out. Harriet Tubman was infamous in her day for talking shit about other abolitionists like John Brown and William Still on her privately-circulated wax-cylinder podcasts.

“The cancellation is the latest development in a whirlwind week for Minaj. After her initial attacks on Scott and his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, she took to her Beats 1 radio show to double down.”