Like you were never a confused teenager.

This is a wall I Can get behind, as long as you take Rushin as well.

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

I remember when I was so thrilled to get that new issue of SI, and I’d flip right to the back page to read Reilly.

Strange, I would have expected millennials to smother him with avocado toast.

I’m sorry, I don’t know what that is.

This can only mean one thing- the return of Keith Olberbudsmann

I completely understand this move. ESPN will be saving tons of space, and effectively getting the same quality work if they replace their public editor with this guy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sadly, there isn’t.

If you ask someone who works in higher ed administration to explain what they actually do in their position, they’ll start sputtering and spouting gibberish like Tom Smykowski.

The Sex Cauldrun? I thought they shut that place down

faculty member here. 100% agree.

I just can’t believe that a white Duke University administrator can be such a raging asshole.

It’s on-brand for a Dukie to be tripping.

It would have been much more appropriate for Duke staff to listen to the dulcet tones of Lil Scrappy Duke burning to ashes with all its administrators inside.

Fuck Duke.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

It feels like he was angry about having his little white bubble pierced by the culture of the black people whose city surrounds Duke. Never mind that Duke would not exist at all without the labor of African Americans.

I’ve had a couple delays at a local pizza place that at first seemed pretty unreasonable until the server eventually just admitted (third visit) that they were down to one pizza oven because of a mechanical fault and a problem getting parts.

And sure, Sam Farmer’s mock drafts initially experience failure, but later on, the mock drafts learn that their dad wasn’t so dumb after all, and they get serious about their future. 10 years later that mock draft has a supportive wife (she’s a bracket by heritage, but certainly doesn’t come off as bracketty), a…