So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

That’s a good boy

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
- Creed Bratton
- Michael Scott

Maybe they should have called it a sex FARM. Spinal Tap made that sound pretty classy.

Did they have a competitive benefits package?

Gimme a break! Like you’ve never thought about recruiting for a sex cult.

True story: I almost worked for this cult.

Damn. Allison comes off thirstier than most dudes tweeting at Instagram models.

It’s okay to be alone. That just means more ice cream for you!

It’s ok. If she gets sad, she can just turn that frizown upsidizity.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

I am not a writer in any sense of the word, I haven’t written any creative work since I was required in a college English class. That being said, if Zak Penn is writing crap like “And then they all walk towards the camera in slow motion because you have to have that,” in his bible for a billion dollar franchise, well…

Inapropes.

Sploosh!

I hate the whole “Men want sex”. People want sex, men are just allowed to be more vocal and up front about it.

Hey, did you know that the University of Maine women’s basketball team loves King of the Hill?

I’ve worked in media for forty years. There is NO Liberal media. It’s a myth. There are liberal broadcasters, reporters, readers and talking heads - most of whom keep their opinions to themselves since that’s not what they’re paid for. The few that are paid to be “left” are few since the market seems to be far better…

Probably because Krugman actually knows a thing or two about economics, making him an extremely rare bird in the media (liberal or otherwise).