He converted

Fuck yeah Danger 5

Small government! Decisions should be made locally!

Yes, thank you Misters Stone and Parker. Taxation is clearly the same as not being able to use the bathroom. BOTH SIDES ARE EQUALLY BAD IN EQUAL AMOUNTS!

It does show you exactly the purpose of the phrase “politically correct” though, doesn’t it? Because if it’s PC to be against raping children, then I think it’s probably pretty hard to use being PC as an insult...

I think we should also point out that Big Baller Brand sounds like what a 6 year old would name something.

Yeah, except he’s a fucking adult now. He could be a big boy and go his own way instead of supporting his insane narcissist father.

Funny how when I was in HS, the athletes would regularly call me a faggot because I was in theater. And yet in theater we had co-ed dressing rooms, while they were busy sodomizing each other. I don’t know if the word I’m looking for is “irony” or “projection” but it sure does explain a lot about why they were so…

Ah cool, POC comes on here to make eloquent political statement and someone has to objectify him. Keep it classy, Jezzies.

Ah yes, the jagoff who comes into a comment section just to tell a woman she’s wrong and then disappears when several dozen people chime in with examples of how she’s right. Wouldn’t be adequateman without them.

As a proud UNI alum, I can tell you that Sharky’s is exactly the bar I was expecting this to have happened outside of. It’s that requisite college-town bar that makes all of the other shitty bars look refined and respectable by comparison.

“if the leaders of Palestine weren’t interested in increasing all gender and sexually based oppression.”

So never send your children to school? Or to their friend’s house? Or to literally any place where you can’t be with them 100% of the time?

Don’t worry, obvious Cardinals fan. You’ll always have your boring and sanctimonious team to protect you from coloreds people not playing the game the right way.

They are also both dipshits, which I think better explains the connection

Fuck you. Why does the Midwest have to be the source of all shittiness for coastal people? In a story about someone in California being a dipshit, you have to invent a backstory for him. Because of course no one in CA is racist. That’s why people like Nixon and Reagan could never be elected governor there!

If I knew how to post gifs, this is where I would post the gif of Homer at the doctor’s office watching his blubber fly. Anyone care to help out?

“There’s no way he would take the job, but you gotta offer it to him”

Reggie Jackson retired years ago and was a baseball player. Man, don’t you look dumb right now!

Fathering a Harbaugh child is an honor reserved for top prospective recruits and/or football boosters.