Not to mention the episode dialogue took a lot of work to record and took place over several years, so the writing of the joke was done way before the actual incident took place.

Sure, he might be cool, but it still says a lot about the culture of pill abuse that an entire bottle of highly-restricted prescription meds can just go missing like that.

Do tell: what exactly does Roger Goodell’s dick taste like?

“accomplished and progressive female presidential candidate”

Sure, they may beat teams outside the division at roughly the same clip they beat teams within the division. But what you don’t account for is the possibility they’re able to play so well against teams outside of their division because they get 6 extra bye weeks. Any team would likely improve its non-division winning…

I can’t star this because it’s currently at 69 stars, which is too appropriate

This kind of blind worship of business people always confuses me. The logic is so tautological it’s hilarious — “This is the best offer that could have been gotten. How do I know that? Because a businessman did it, therefore it had to have been done well. Because businessmen simply can never be wrong or make a…

You quite genuinely don’t understand the labor market, do you? I got a Ph.D. in sociology and had three job offers before I finished my dissertation. My cousin got a Neuroscience Ph.D. from an even more prestigious university and cannot find a job to save her life. Why, it’s almost as if the world is slightly more…

What kind of shitty, dry, over-packed weed are you smoking that an entire ounce fits in one of those? That’s a shitty, shitty ounce. An eighth? Totally. A quarter? Sure. But anything beyond that is either pushing the boundaries of what it can hold, or is terrible ditch weed.

Bingo. This is about a half step away from the “why won’t you tolerate my intolerance?!?” rant that sounds like it will be coming in her book.

FWIW, being trans and being a crossdresser are two completely different and unrelated things. Being generous and giving you the benefit of the doubt that you didn’t mean to sound like an asshole, avoid treating those two as the same going forward.

Probably the same logic that makes people think climate change is a conspiracy to...well, whatever they think it’s a conspiracy to do.

“Peoples career get ended every day because they are accused of being something that is impossible to prove.”

This is why racism is so prevalent — here we’ve got a website full of people bending over backwards to find ways that it would be even close to making sense to use the term “guerilla” because otherwise you’d have to admit dude was racist. Why is it so hard to believe dude made a racist comment? Do you not live in the…

+1 facemask loss leading to disgustingly bloody face

“this is actually funny talking about someone who is widely known as being intelligent.”

“white people have also been slaves if you go back far enough in history.”

Consensual sex is against their religious beliefs

And if there’s one thing Democrats should most concern themselves with, it’s how Republicans will approve of their choice. This is the kind of logic that has them winning so many elections!

This works both as a deep cut joke, and because of the fact that Grayson Allen likes to have anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms