Eh, given that the average American will switch careers (not jobs, but careers) roughly 7 times in their life, a super-specific focus can actually be a detriment.

Unlike Hilary supporters, who are all being very gracious and not at all saying petty things about Bernie and his followers. But yes, in that hypothetical alternate reality, I’m sure Bernie fans would be super duper mean.

Yup, no reason to want to push Hilary to the left. Just another classic vanity move out of a man that just screams “my appearance is all that matters to me!” Why, I heard he’s using his new-found campaign riches to buy a comb! What a primma donna, that guy!

“I’ve got family members who’ve spent a helluva lot longer in prison for non violent crimes”

Even though I’m pretty certain this person has little-to-no connection to America, reading this made me reflexively begin chanting “USA! USA! USA!”

Yes, I’m sure the giant man is much less tough than you, anonymous internet commenter. When the fuck did deadspin become the PFT comments section?

To paraphrase a takedown of Newt Gingrich I read years ago, Gladwell is what a stupid person imagines a smart person is.

To be fair, he was busy conducting yet another fact-finding mission to get behind what really happened on 9/11

So one hit means he’s suddenly great? Wouldn’t changing your opinion of someone based off of one at bat be the prime example of a hot take?

“and try to get his people to support the nominee.”

Well, if she’s so comfy with her millions more votes, then why are her supporters so terrified of a guy that apparently can’t compete? The logic is self-defeating, because you’re simultaneously arguing “Bernie is nowhere as popular as Hilary and could never defate her” and “If Bernie keeps going, he’ll directly cause…

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize Democrats were Stalinist and that once the party decides something, everyone must fall in line or be expelled as an enemy. What you view as “fraturing the party” many others view as “debate about important issues which is a vital part of any functioning democracy.” But po-ta-to, po-tah-to,…

Ah, so you don’t have any actual evidence? Because I think he does a lot less harm to the people he “purports” to serve than the person who was a major supporter of the Iraq war and racialized mass incarceration. And DOMA. And same sex marriage. And on. And on.

Hilary in 08: “I’ll stay in the race until every vote is counted!”

“when she can’t attack him”

“At this point he does more harm than good to the people he purports to be a champion for”

Ah yes, the ol “Hilary is the most electable and will easily beat Trump. But also at the same time, Sanders is irreparably damaging her campaign.”

Here’s a fun experiment — go get raped, and then I’ll publish a thank you to your rapist in the newspaper and we’ll see how nuanced your views are about that.

Oh cool, I thought the fact that Hilary was a strong proponent of racialized mass incaraceration and the disasterous illegal war in Iraq made her a bad person, but then I learned that your mom is old so now I love Clinton. Cool story, bro.