But if we also think Obama sucks and his jokes are dumb, are we allowed to think this is dumb?

Yeah! Jackie Robison was willing to murder people!

He didn’t dodge shit. He fucking punched the draft square in the jaw.

If you read any comments on any article about Bernie for the past month on this site, a great number of them will be about how greedy he is and how he’s hoarding other people’s money (remember how greedy he was in not funding down-party tickets unlike the gentile generous Clinton, even though it turns out she wasn’t…

Well, sure, but that neglects their astronomically-high caseload. When you’ve got an average of 10-15 minutes to spend on each case, there’s a ton that will fall through the cracks. Your analogy would be more accurate if we blamed an individual hospital for every preventable death in their city.

Ah yes, there’s literally no reason one would want to push Hilary to the left, only vanity. And when I think of vanity, I think of an elderly man who clearly doesn’t own a comb.

What’s beautiful about the bullshit “Don’t like Hilary = automatically sexist” argument, is that there’s literally no way to argue against it, because one can’t prove a negative. So you get goaded into pointing to women you do support, and then that is used as further evidence you’re sexist. It obviously can’t be that…

Oh no! Who’s going to waste our tax dollars with dick-measuring contests now?!?

I’d actually go with the 98 NFC Championship game — most crushing sporting event I’ve ever had a rooting interest in. Even if they lost to the Broncos, at least I would have gotten to see them in the Super Bowl. Don’t think I’ll even get that in my lifetime.

The problem is you’re assuming he’s out to do anything but establish his “brand” and make some money. If he ever took the stupid vest off, how would people instantly recognize the Voice of All Blackness?

Wow, your degree in primatology must be from a very prestitgious institution if you know so much more than Jane Goddall!

Oh, you mean the guy with an MVP award, 3 batting titles, and a slash line better than Kirby’s? That guy?

I love how the camera cut makes it look like Suzuki was disapprovingly watching the entire thing

Bat Girl was the best baseball blogger I’ve ever seen!

Is there ever any position in any institution where the person who has “no formal responsibility” that isn’t just there to commit/cover up crimes?

Yes, but in the article on it, make sure to point out that you want to see him shirtless. That in no way is an offensive dismissal of his point...

“I’ve seen women do it.”

Did you hear the short interview when Kim was on Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me? She told this story about how when they threw their kid a second birthday party, she also had to throw a separate lavish party for Kanye because he was so jealous of their child getting all the attention. Seriously, a grown adult couldn’t let hi…

Hey, Luda needs all 6 of those t-shirts! You don’t understand what it’s like to perform for nearly a qaurter of an hour! That type of shit grinds on a man.

More disturbing is that she argues him making them into a top-10 team should count for something in the conversation, a/k/a the Paterno defense. Like, are these asshole really expecting the rest of us will go “Oh, shit, that’s right! I forgot how much more important making an irrelevant football team become slightly…