Exactly. Remember a time not too long ago when the Sox were seen as lovable losers? It feels like centuries ago.

Counterpoint: these are all unnecessary unless you’re trying to be a model or something. Just practice basic hygene and you’re fine.

And neither has Randy. But thanks for playing!

“This is one of the great moments in baseball history!”

His skeleton is trying to leave his body! Quick, this man needs a quack!

“Am I the only person that thinks your behavior is actually supposed to change when you’re pregnant and want to carry the child to ter”

The fuck does being Polish have to do with it? Is Paterno’s full name Paternozyekysni?

Truthers still out in force!!!

Ah, the fake “I used to support Bernie!” people. Man, this schtick is older than pretending Hilary is raining money for down-ticket candidates.

Alaska is one. That’s what gave us the fun CNN headline from last year calling it the most diverse state in the nation, until Hilary lost it, and suddenly CNN was calling it a mostly white state. It’s funny how support for Bernie makes people turn white! #Berniemademewhite

Unlike Hilary, who does great in the Confederate states and not so hot anywhere else. Shrug...

I wonder if Clinton supporters will apologize for their weeks and weeks of crowing about all she’s doing for down-party tickets before it was revelaed she’s not doing shit for them?

“a slogan which almost necessarily would require genocide to implement”

Eh, is it really the customer’s job to take the extra step and say “Hey, also, could you give me what I actually paid for?” I know that “too much ice in my drink” is really easy to laugh away as some lunatic rambling, but isn’t the question really about whether a company should be allowed to advertise one thing and…

Are you fucking kidding me? We literally put the Nazis on trial! This isn’t even abusing Godwin’s law here, it actually happened! If we can put Nazis on trial, we can put anyone on trial.

Long story short: the guy credited with inventing the box score just arbitrarily gave letter designations to everything so they’d fit in the box score. While many of them are obvious (BB for base on balls), sometimes he chose instead to use the last letter of a term if he liked it more. At the time, it was known as…

And yet no word from the famed philanthropist Munchma Quchi:

You know Obama didn’t do a thing for down-ticket candidates until after Hilary dropped out of the race in 08, right? I like how this thing, which happens in practically every race, has suddenly become something Bernie apparently invented.

Or there a genuine differences between the two, so it doesn’t make any sense for him to ask his supporters to throw their weight behind someone they disagree with. Man, you establishment folks are so used to the fact that all of your candidates from both parties are basically interchangable that it seems to blow your…

Yes, and he did that all after Hilary dropped out.