Hey, remember how Obama didn’t do anything at all for down-ticket candidates until after Hilary had left the race? But do please keep bringing it up like it’s something unique about Bernie.

“Lena is a person who is actually trying to do a lot for women”

This feature will never get old. I want to bathe in this feature. I want it to nourish my blackened soul all summer long. I want it to provide me more warmth and joy than the sun. I want it to never end.

Oh yeah, Title IX is why wrestling is disappearing. Not because it’s an idiotic sport that is no fun to watch and was never particularly popular in the first place. Nope. Totally Title IX and nothing else.

If I understand the comments section around here, this means we totally need to disown everything Beyonce has ever said or done. You know, because we completely judge people by their supporters, and I’m sick of these Beyonce Bros with no respect for anyone!

And this is exactly why the Democrats can keep selling out their base and voting for neo-liberal Republican bullshit. Because they know idiots like you will support them no matter what they do. If you gleefully announce you’ll vote for them no matter what, why would they even try to represent your interests?

Ok, if you think that logic is dumb, please explain how “I’ll vote for the candidate I disagree with out of desperation and somehow the government will know that I don’t actually support her policies but only voted for her to keep out the worse party, and will respond by fixing things” doesn’t equal magical thinking.

Yeah, ain’t nothing worse than voting for the person you agree with and not voting for the person you disagree with. What the fuck do those people think this is, some sort of democracy?

“just because he always throws the guy out from 300 feet away”

I hate myself for how hard I laughed at this

I was only reading your website for directions on how to get away from reading your website!

I 100% agree, but feel the need to point out Purple Rain is fucking fantastic, basically flawless beginning-to-end (the album, not the movie).

There’s a decent chance that’s a cultural thing inherited form his Thai mother. Ghosts are serious business in Thailand — most every house will have a smaller, dollhouse sized replica of their house in the front yeard, only the tiny house will actually be nice than the real house. This is the “ghost house” and the…

+1 patient boy

What I think is strange is that you can’t see the difference between insulting someone and denying their fundamental humanity. Or do you think the holocaust and stand up routines are exactly the same because they’ve both upset people?

“people who choose to get inebriated”

I don’t have to have facts! I’m merely accusing others of not having facts!

...but...but BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME!! Nice rebuttal, racist white person.

Ah, so when it’s a woman you don’t support, then tearing her apart is totally cool. When it’s a woman you do support, even the mildest criticism is sexist. Got it.

Hey, can I borrow your machine that allows you to see hypothetical alternate realities with such clarity that you can confidently proclaim what people would do in alternate realities? That seems super handy.