Sounded more a Lenny Leonard to me

It truly is the dictionary defition of the “No no no no no no YES!” shot.

Thanks for posting the Prince Ali shot for reference. As a UNI grad, nothing will ever top that shot(arguably the ballsiest shot in the history of the tourney), but this one came close. I’m still drunk and texting people I went to college with that I haven’t spoken to in years.

Eh, he’s no Ali Faroukmanesh

+1 Of course if they say “no” it means no, but they won’t say no because...

Well, Jez sure as hell fell for it, what with their article about how dare anyone not think she’s a progressive icon for tweeting nude photos of herself...

+1 I laughed and was sad at the same time

This is exactly why it’s so homophobic. Because these are men who base their personal worth on being “manly” but are commonly engaged in things defined as quite “unmanly,” like slapping another dude’s but, taking showers right next to other dudes, etc. So they feel the extra need to be all “NO HOMO, BRO!” because…

“If the NFL is concerned about the product they put out, why shouldn’t they be allowed to discipline players who could possibly make that product worse?”

But stupid babies need the most attention!

“For the record I am not a fan of basketball”

“As president, I promise you that I will not let up until we reach that goal.”

Yeah, all those supportive things like fighting against marriage equality, supporting DOMA, supporting don’t ask don’t tell...the list goes on and on!

Denying you’re a feminist so you can sidestep thorny issues of intersectionality? Why, it’s Jezebel in song form!

What?!? The people paid large sums of money to beat each other into bloody submission might be cheating at beating each other into bloody submission?!? Alack and alas, my monocle!!

What I love is how the graphic has “Koran” in quotes. Like, are they arguing it doesn’t actually exist? Or is it sarcastic, like they want to call it something else but won’t so instead they use scare quotes? Like, seriously, what could that possibly mean?

It’s the Hilary Clinton school of self-contradictory magic as social progress — this is pretty much the same as saying “Of course I’m going to reign in Wall Street! That’s why I have to accept hundreds of thousands of dollars from them!”

Holy shit, we’re witnessing the moment Drew goes from fun outsider to cranky old man insdistinguishable from the out-of-touch assholes deadspin makes fun of. Is this Drew’s Bill Simmons moment?

For the most part I agree, but this line is completely wrong :

Are you saying Peter Holt is God, or that he’s stuck in a closet somewhere eating his shoes?