Nothing says intelligent like single-issue voting!

“I’m just here so I won’t get two weeks paid leave”

Wait, you’re also a WVU prof? What a small world we have here at deadspin.

That’s the stupidest possible rebuttal. What you’re literally saying is “It’s bad that Bernie doesn’t have a detailed plan. This is why Clinton is better. Sure, Clinton doesn’t have a detailed plan, either. But we’re only talking about how Bernie is bad, so please don’t point out that Hillary is doing the exact same…

Seriously no snark here, but how is this any different than what Clinton said on the subject? Did she lay out a plan for how she would defeat the Hyde ammendment?

That’s ok, he’ll just have to stick with opposing the Iraq war, supporting gay marriage, opposing DOMA, and all the other progressive stances he took literal decades before Clinton found the politically expedient to believe in...

“Consumers, industry and media are in control of “the parameters” at play here, not Macklemore.”

And remember, he was saying this at the same time HRC was advocating one man/one woman, before she had “evolved” on the issue...

Always highlight truthers

This metaphor works painfully well. I am both laughing and sad right now.

You don’t know shit about sports, but good try at being the most cynical person in the room. This is the job that has launched more head coaching careers than any other, so it’s a pretty big step for anyone who has the slightest clue of what’s actually happening.

Exactly. I think this, somewhat ironically, might be the thing that saves ESPN. As the article notes, sports are pretty much the only thing left that you really want to watch live, so I would take a “sports only” tv package and catch the rest later, gladly.

Eh, it’s still an egregious abuse of government resources because a) that team money probably came from taxpayers in some form anyway, b) if the state police are actually necessary for public safety (unlikely, I know, but that’s how they sell themselves) then they should be out monitoring public safety, and c) the…

Yeah, she does amazing things for GLBT people like support DOMA and argue that marriage is one man one woman! Such support!

“female and minority democratic voters, who have so far failed to flock to Bernie in the same way white male liberals have”

Yes, and this same Democratic establishment got us the ar in Iraq, welfare “reform,” mandatory minimums, DOMA...do we not get to criticise those?

But remember, that’s the person who’s telling you what you should look like.

Excuse me sir, but isn’t Draft Kings paying you to fight the Texas Attorney General, not post internet comments?

Nah, the worst is chocolate. Nothing gets chocolate out — see?

“anti-war groups targeting veterans”