But to be fair, Rodgers doesn’t like either

Woman who regularly writes posts about the stupidity of cultural appropriation writes tribute to shitty, fake Mexican food. Only on Jezebel.

Yes! And it counts!

“When did it become so hard to cope with being a professional athlete that you just HAVE to get high”

Ah yes, the ol’ “He’ll never be able to do everything he could ever want, so we better give the job to the person who doesn’t actually want to do anyting.”

Yeah, dude’s life was a striaght-up Shakespierrian tragedy.

The same way slave owners loved their hardest-working slaves. You don’t have to see someone as a human being to enjoy their labor, apparently.

To be fair, though, Bowie was ad admitted fascist, while Donald is just a closet fascist. So at least a fascist is dead!

Thank God there are always jock sniffers like you to stand up for these poor athletes. Oh no! Someone on the internet is being mildly critical of a millionaire — better spring to his defense!

Yeah, that’s the actual offensive part. Iowa is the fucking hog state, not the cow state. They were too damn lazy to even mock them correctly.

This deserves every star

But only because Deadspin commentors told him to.

Exactly. This is like when someone like George Pataki drops out of the presidential election and your only response is “He was running?”

Aw fuck, I never thought of that. In all my time pining for a unanimous entry, I never realized that’s the most painfully obvious candidate. Because of-fucking-course it is.

“He was scrappiest, grittiest, most try-harder-than-anyone-else whitest motherfucker in baseball history!”

The best kind of correct.

Super easy for a white person to say. The reason legalization is a pressing matter is not so college kids can get high in their dorm rooms, but so that millions of Black people don’t end up with bullshit prison stints and criminal records that dramatically alter any chance at ever getting a stable job, housing, etc.…

That would explain why those mysterious gin clouds disappeared over Seattle after he left UW...

But remember, starving people who take government money are leeches.

Since when did economists become hipsters? Does that word mean anything anymore?