Oh god your comment is insufferable and I am 0% surprised to find you’re an attorney.

You have Sunday off? You don’t have a physical job either. I’m an attorney and have one LeCreuset dutch oven to use to braise my short ribs.

“My wife and I work a combined total of about 130 hours per week. I put in about 50 and she puts in about 80.”

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

I kinda get where you’re coming from but it is an astounding film. I just rewatched it last week. The movie is steeped in subtext too. When HAL detects the fault in that comm unit and it doesn’t have a problem, Bowman and Poole are terrified but have to hide it.

Caffeine is not the drug you want to make it through this movie.

Yes, you have to see it on widescreen, one of the 70 mm prints. He uses dark corners of the frame, for instance, and there’s no way to see any of that any other way.

In many ways it’s by far the greatest movie ever made. The form is so well designed and the story so captivating it seems like it lasts for three minutes.

F…

I tried in my teens. Couldn’t make it. Just bored me to tears. Maybe now that I’m old and boring, it will speak to me.

Lots of great visuals, yes. It was ahead of its time, which of course means that today we have boatloads of this stuff. I love it but it’s okay if you don’t; different people have different tastes.

Maybe...Maybe we should make playing music softly in public illegal...

For the love of God, legalize weed already so teenagers will stop thinking it’s cool enough to base their entire personality on it.

I am going to feel the Bern SO HARD next year.

I don’t get this complaint. Of course I’m still paying Big Cable for internet. I’m just playing then a lot less. Even with streaming services, it’s at least $50 less a month. How is this a bad thing?

Paying them half as much. I don’t see how that is a problem. Internet access I want, their broadcast stoneage system not so much.

Semi-cut cord here. You might be surprised at how much you don’t miss the latest stuff on TV. As in, watching less TV isn’t something you regret. We share a netflix login and watch Hulu for trash shows (Bachelorette). I don’t miss giving over portions of my life to HGTV, or whatever random sport is playing on ESPN 8…

Shhhh... I’m giving them half as much money per month. I think that counts.

“The customer IS always right!”

You could also imagine, based on precedent, that Apple would call this fictional phone the iPhone Mini. That said, there’s still little evidence that Apple will actually release a new size or a new “c” series this year, so keep guessing.

Why don’t people understand that Apple meticulously measured the human hand and tried to come up with the perfect size when it first launched. Whether you hate them or not the first iPhone felt pretty damn great in the hand. Not like these giant mammoths of today (iPhone included).