anthonybortega
Anthony B. Ortega
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Wut? I actually think these have held up pretty well style-wise. Sure they look like a big sex toy, but when has that ever been a bad thing?

Not sure what I’d do if I were in the same room as a 959. I told my 911-driving friend that my V6 Cayenne was “basically the spiritual successor to the 959.” He almost punched me in the face.

This got me pretty exited as well...

Watching an F50 pass me on a crappy Louisiana highway brought out a great 8 year old reaction. I just started giggling like I never knew was possible. I was also once behind a McLaren F1 in traffic and got a little choked up & started singing God Save The Queen.

That’s what the 18-year-old, €10,000-a-night bunga-bunga girl in the passenger seat is for.

As a 42 year old Valentino Rossi fan who attended last year’s Misano GP, I beg to differ.

with an F40 you should not need a cappuccino for stimulation

Where else would you put your cappuccino?

I’m a little disappointed to learn that the F40 has a cupholder, would have thought not since race car, but I guess at least it’s not big gulp sized.

I’m not surprised. Falling down a flight of stairs is more enjoyable than Batman v. Superman.

Sometimes I wish I could see the reaction 8 year old me would have to things. I know this would have me jumping up and down with a gigantic smile on my face. You just can’t get joy like that as an adult.

I enjoyed this four minute video more than the two and a half hours of Batman v. Superman.

Damn, I sure wish I wasn’t so poor.

When I was about 10 years old, I was rudely awakened by a loud car crash and subsequently alternating racing car engine.

I crawled out of bed, looked out my window and lo and behold, there was a car stuck about 6 feet in the air on top of what used to be a telephone pole in my neighbors front yard, across the street

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

No big deal.

Similar to the stupid reasons about why it’s illegal to import a 1996 Mini with airbags and fuel injection, but it’s perfectly fine to import a 1990 Mini without airbags and with a carburetor, even though that’s obviously less safe and less clean, and they’re on the same chassis!

In Europe, we can’t make sense of why you guys can’t have something as simple as a defender, but this is totally ok

Cars are made exceptionally well since roughly the mid 90s