First to make you vomit on sight.

Today I learned that “Prei” is German for “Piece of”

The SNES was a 16 bit system, get off my lawn, all of you kids!

There is less lag in the “S” version, because it uses a bigger turbocharger.

And if there’s a Turbo button on the dash

ps: if you do not agree then you must be a pedo.

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery.

Damn it, too slow on the draw.

Maximum Turbo Overdrive... Maximum Turbo Overdrive is what it needs to shift into!!!

I hope it shifts gears hard like it kicks you in the spine as it shifts into Maximum Turbo!

Hi David, my name is Leon Tusk and I’d like to know why the Taycan doesn’t have 7 seats like the record-setting Tesla Model S. Thanks in advance. 

I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about. 

Slicing your hand open Mustang-er a lot of drivers.

The interior designers misunderstood when management declared the new Explorer had to have a really sharp interior. 

That’s what you get for being a seat Explorer. Hopefully nobody needed a skin Fusion.  People need to Focus on what they are touching.

Well what should they call it, the Acura Throatwobbler Mangrove?

+100 for the Guns of the Patriots reference.

Why isn’t this a CUV?